Saddam's Complaint

2005-06-11T22:35:00.000-07:00

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I was house-sitting at the ranch in Crawford, Texas
watching a little cable and baggin’ some rays.
Kinda wishing I was back in my palace
I was thinking ‘bout the good old days.

Was a little before noon just this Saturday
when G-Dub done gave me a ring.
Said there’d be a jet picking me up in an hour
and not to bring anything.

I was like, “Boss-man, what’s up?...who’s gonna look after your ranch
while you’re livin’ it up in D.C.?”
He said, “Dean’s giving a foreign policy speech on Monday, …
and there’s another place you gotta be.”

So I got on the plane and now I’m back in Iraq,
Got jet lag and I’m feelin’ a little cruddy.
I told G-Dub’s henchmen, “What’s going on, I thought we had a deal…”
And they said,...“Get in the hole, buddy.”